The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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