And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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