I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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