in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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