How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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