Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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