Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
areolas are like halos for boobs.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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