Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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