Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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