i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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