PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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