please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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