They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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