you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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