Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Houston, we have a squirter
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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