White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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