yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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