it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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