If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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