why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
