Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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