More tranny stories later!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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