Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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