i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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