please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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