You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
