If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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