I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
So. Much. Porn.
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