she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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