i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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