he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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