hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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