NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
if only i could text you this smell
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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