The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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