If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
There r osticjed everywhere
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
