oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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