Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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