i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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