I'm drive I can fine osifer
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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