You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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