therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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