its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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