Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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