Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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