tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You left your phone here
Wait...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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