Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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