that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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