i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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