And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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