So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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