just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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